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Vanarama Team-Mates - we ask Josh Casey to dish the dressing room dirt!

2:02pm, Wed 4th Sep 2019
League sponsors Vanarama have been busy opening the changing room doors... so what lies behind?


You need to pick three team mates to go on a road trip with - who comes in the car?
Kane Ferdinand, Craig Ross and Manny Parry. Part of the club poker school so no danger of us getting bored. Based on recent events I’d make a massive profit on the road trip too.

But which of the side would you not let near the motor?
Moussa Diarra - he’s too big, not enough room for him in the car and he’s always on the phone speaking French so wouldn’t add much value to the road trip!

Which player would you not let touch your car stereo?
Paul Hodges - still listens to medium-wave radio that exclusively only plays songs from the 80’s or before.

Who is most likely to become a manager when their playing days are done?
Max Kretzschmar or Nathan Collier. Both fancy themselves as tactical geniuses, often at the back of the bus talking about how great Pep is.

So who’s the team dressing room joker?
Ben Gerring for quantity and effort, Jake Hyde for quality. Hydey struggles to take any banter though - will throw his toys out the pram if you give anything back to him!

Who spends the longest in front of the mirror after games?
Jake Hyde - loves his own reflection, loves a pout, rarely wears a top in the changing room.

So which player is the Teacher’s pet?
Nathan Collier - plays any position, never injured, never moans, dream player.

Who would you class as your best mate at the club?
Max Kretzschmar - A man of few words but dry sense of humour and similar golfing ability to me.

Who takes the title of the best trainer?
Godfrey Poku, just loves winning and tackling, would probably two foot his own mum to win a five a side match! Very, very strong as well.

But who is the first off the training ground?
Jack Cook - not the best trainer and gets a bit of abuse from the lads for it... so gets out of there as soon as possible.

Who has got the most annoying habit?
More worrying than annoying, but Kane Ferdinand drinks about 4 litres of Red Bull a day - surprised he can ever get to sleep!


Sponsors Vanarama have recently launched the Club Reward scheme to help fans back their club’s budget. Every time a fan takes out a brand new van lease with Vanarama or a brand new car lease with Motorama their club will earn £100 and you will receive £30 cashback!

For the latest van leasing deals head to Vanarama.
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